DRUNK GUY TRIES TO FOOL BREATHALYZER

My memory is generally pretty awful save for a sad ability to instantly recall minute details from mid-80s T&A movies, but I do have one crystal clear recollection of substance. Sort of. I vividly remember watching Jonathan Glazer's epic "Sexy Beast" and experiencing true and real fear from the thought that Don Logan (played masterfully by Sir Ben Kingsley) would bust into our shitty Brooklyn apartment and emasculate me into a pile of shivering shit and piss. I remember thinking how incredible it was that a guy who played fucking Gandhi could also morph into a lean 5'4" badass and terrify the shit out of the world simply by screaming "No" over and over again. It showed an epic range I had never seen in cinema — or in the world for that matter — well at least not since Jose Oquendo played all 9 positions for the St. Louis Cardinals. 

Then came this dude. You will NEVER see acting like this. Never. Fuck Hamilton. Look at this fucking thing.